Whenever I catch a cute little light-skinned black girl stealing from my store, I giver her a choice - I can either call the police, or she can eat my asshole. Every cute black female I’ve ever caught stealing has elected to eat the white man’s ass. Those black bitches sure know how to eat a white man’s ass, I’ll tell you that. Those dumbos put their tongue way the fuck up there, into my rectum. Black girls have eaten my ass out so well, they had me singing “Into the unknown, aha aha” as those motherfuckers be doing it. It is also appropriate that they eat my ass because my tax dollars support them and because the shit that come out of my asshole matches their skin color. The nasty sheboons, though, those I always call the police on and have carted away to jail. Not gonna touch those animals.